Uncle Steve’s Glasses

Uncle Steve needed his glasses to read a book. He needed his glasses to drive. But he could not find them.
He looked in his desk drawer. He found a paper clip. He found a rubber band. He even found a stick of gum, but no glasses.
He looked in the bathroom. He found a toothbrush. He found a comb. He even found his missing watch, but no glasses.
Finally, Uncle Steve went to his sister. “Have you seen my glasses?” he asked. “I have looked in the kitchen. I have looked in the bathroom. I cannot find them anywhere!”
His sister laughed and laughed. “Steve,” she said, “They are on your head!”