Socks

“Where are my socks?” I asked my mom.
“Have you looked in your drawer?” asked Mom.
I looked in my drawer. The socks were not inside my drawer.
“Have you seen my socks?” I asked my dad.
“Did you look under your bed?” he said.
I searched under my bed. My socks were not under there.
“Have you seen my socks?” I asked my sister.
“Try looking in the bathroom,” said my sister.
My socks were not in the bathroom. They were not under the sink. They were not on the floor.
“Do you know where I put my socks?” I asked my brother.
“Look in the car,” he said.
I lifted the trunk. I looked under the seats. I looked in the glove box. The socks were not in the car.
“Have you seen my socks?” I asked Grandma. She laughed. “It looks like they are on your back!”
My mom laughed. My dad laughed. My socks were stuck on my shirt.
“Must be the tricky dryer!” said my mother. “Just that tricky dryer!”
We all laughed.