Thomas Jefferson’s Day Off

“Good morning, Mr. President.”

“Good Morning, Victor.”

“Mr. President, today is a holiday. I was wondering if you would like anything special today?”

“Yes, Victor, as a matter of fact I would. Pancakes with maple syrup would make a good breakfast. For lunch, I’d like to have spoon bread, boiled vegetables, and ice cream. For dinner tonight, you can surprise me with something unusual.”

“That will be fine, Mr. President. Are there any special activities you might like to do to relax today, before you go back to work tomorrow?”

“Certainly. I’d like to take my daughter for a ride in the carriage. I would also like to play my violin for about an hour, undisturbed, of course. I will go fishing down by the river, and then take a small walk down the avenue in front of the White House. Could you arrange that?”

“Certainly, Sir. It sounds like a relaxing day. I will make the arrangements, Sir.”

“That would be fabulous, Victor.”

“It is my job to make your life comfortable, Sir.”

“Great. And Victor, one more thing.”

“What is it, Mr. President?”

“Since it is a holiday, and we are taking a break from the regular routine, why don’t you take a break and call me Thomas, instead of Mr. President or Sir.”

“Yes, Sir. I mean, Thomas, Sir.”